Bailey Blanca
Alias: Diane Birnholz
Born: December 25 in Tarzana, California
Age:
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'4" (almost)
Occupation: Manager / Head Bartender at the Speckled Donkey
Known Associates:
- Has crushed on Peter Pewter, Dr. Gangrene and Mort Midnight … though her affections tend to shift.
- Clementine L’Orange (Yoga Instructor): Bailey and Clementine bond over their shared love of herbal infusions. Clementine often brings Bailey her homemade tinctures to mix into cocktails or to soothe post-shift stress.
- Tracy Turquoisontonton(Mayor): The Speckled Donkey’s most reliable customer.
- Dr. Gerhard Gangrene(Plastic Surgeon): Another die-hard patron of the Speckled Donkey, particularly on days when he faces a long, arduous day of butt implants.
- Pinky Swares(Party Planner): Bailey hits up Pinky for a job whenever Pinky gets hired to plan the fancy soirees at Pewter Pantheon.
Personality Traits:
- Catchphrase: “The drinks aren’t free, just the legal advice.”
- Ambitious Dreamer: Dedicated to the goal of owning the Speckled Donkey and works tirelessly towards this dream, notwithstanding the bar’s unflattering nickname.
- Legal Enthusiast: Despite leaving law school, Bailey enjoys giving out free legal advice, often unsolicited, and considers herself an expert “at the bar.”
- Mysterious Origins: Birth Certificate was allegedly destroyed in a wildfire.
- Extensive Knowledge of Town Secrets: She exudes empathy for her patrons while intoxicating them into confiding their innermost secrets.
Criminal Activity & Allegations:
- Unlicensed Legal Advice (Confirmed): Bailey’s habit of offering legal advice without a license has raised concerns and led to accusations of practicing law without proper credentials.
- Overly Potent Cocktails (Suspected): The strength and ingredients of her very potent cocktails have been questioned as they often lead to blackouts, loss of control, and improper drinking and working habits.
- Blackmail (Rumors): Whisperings have emerged about Bailey’s possible use of blackmail against her loose-lipped patrons.
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